'tis the season to be merry - or not

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?

At a Ho-ho-tel!

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?

"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?

Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

What smells most in a chimney?

Santa's nose!

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?

A rebel without a Claus!

What does Santa like to have for breakfast?

Mistle-"toast"!

What's red & white and red & white and red & white?

Santa rolling down a hill!

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?

Looks like "rain", "Dear"!

Where does Father Christmas go to vote?

The North Poll!

What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney?

Cinder Claus!

What goes oh, oh, oh?

Santa Claus walking backwards!

What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?

Santa Clues!