Which Company is represented by these reprobates

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics :-

• 29 have been accused of spouse abuse
• 7 have been arrested for fraud
• 9 have been accused of writing bad cheques
• 17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
• 3 have done time for assault
• 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
• 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
• 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
• 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
• 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

So ... Which organisation is this ?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

What an absolute bunch of [insert your desired expletive here!] we have running our country - it just says it all.

To add insult to injury ... it's a known fact that they have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

Furthermore ... Who ever heard of going further into the red to get out of the red !!!!!